Posts Tagged ‘Business’

Profanity and Your Career

Sunday, May 1st, 2011

Fashion tip gang – for those of you who use heavy amounts of profanity in your blog posts, tweets or Facebookin’ you may want to tone it down a little as well as the images of you boozed up and having rowdy times.

If you are out of work, unless you are going to work at a strip club or as a wildcat party person, do you think a business person would hire you?

“Ah, Miss Jones, I see in your profile on Facebook that you really enjoyed partying last night with the Los Angeles Dodgers. You okay? That picture of you looks like you might have had a bit of too good of a time.”

“I see that you like the outdoors. That is going to be a plus since the marketing position that we are considering you for is for electronic billboards outdoors and we are having issues with getting the local communities to accept it. I am sure with your skillset that you are perfect for convincing local church, synaogue and mosques that outdoor billboards are just another way of having fun.”

“Judging from your relaxed attitude I think that you are perfect for handling the day to day issues that are the nature of our marketing business. I think that there is a strong possibility that it might be a good fit for our company.”

“The one possible deal breaker is that you seem to have blogged about your last job and boss very profanely and it still is an issue to me as to what part of the donkey he was – was it the front or back part? If you can clear that up for us we can go ahead and give your resume the appropriate determination that it deserves. I have to warn you that we have other contenders for the job.”

“It is going to be a tough choice if it comes down to hiring either one of you. Both resumes show the relaxed attitude that we want and we can see that you are living down to our expectations.”

Watch what you put and say on the Internet, gang! Have a safe and happy May Day – and no pictures!

May 01 2011 am

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

Profanity and Your Career

All I Need To Learn About Business I Learned From Naruto

Saturday, April 30th, 2011

In keeping with the attempts at trying to get business going again in America, I felt it was time to reintroduce some of my business expertise and where I got my great business sense from. I am talking about the anime character, Naruto.

For those not following Naruto, he is a boy who is growing into teen and adulthood and is a ninja. If you are a fan of the series (in book or tv or comic form) you know that is a serious understatement.

So to get started in making you a business success, here is what you need to know that I learned:

Try to be everywhere at once. Naruto can make multiple clones of himself using a clone jutsu. Sadly, lacking that skill set the best I can try to do is prioritize work when I can and do what I can for keeping things going in my business and gigs.

Be a person of one’s word. Naruto sticks to his word once he gives it even though the consequences may be pretty dramatic. I try in business to be true to my word, if I give a deadline to have something done, I try to hit it. If I say I will return a phone call or e-mail, I do it.

Naruto asks for feedback after he goofs up. I try to take a pulse with friends and co-workers of how I am doing. In this world of constant change, it is important to know if what I am doing is making business sense, are my clients or customers happy and will they come back.

Be helpful without being stupid. Naruto struggles a lot with this one but he seems to always come out okay (thanks in part to great storytelling). I don’t mind giving advice or suggestions and where appropriate help for free. I don’t like to give away the store because people then don’t value you.

People tend to value free but when it comes to taking up their time when it comes to business they expect to get paid. A weird double standard, right? The important thing then is to not get caught up in it.

Don’t take everything so seriously. Naruto is pretty easy going even though he is gutsy. Out of the million things that happen to you in a day (especially relating to business) maybe five are important and you need to worry or address. The rest, you need to relax and shrug off.

Now if you will excuse me I will go read my manga.

Have a great weekend.

Apr 30 2011

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

All I Need To Learn About Business I Learned From Naruto

Open for Business for 2011 for Doing 2010 Tax Returns

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

I am ready, willing and able to help you with your 2010 tax returns.  Please be ready to provide me with a copy of last year’s return, your information, income, investment info and expenses.  You can contact me through this blog by either a post or an email and I will get back to you within a day. 

Be aware that any tax returns that will require a Schedule A for Itemized Deductions cannot be filed until mid February.  The tax forms will be ready than by the IRS. 

 I do all kinds of tax returns including corporate, partnerships, sole proprietorships, farming, investments and foreign income.  I love people and helping them get their taxes done right. 

If you are getting IRS letters and are in the State of California and want me to help you take a look at them, please drop me a line.  Be aware that the clock is generally ticking when you get an IRS letter and you have to respond before the due dates on the returns or else the IRS will assume that their decision is the correct one and take appropriate action at their end. 

Have a great year and keep me in mind.

Kim Isaac Greenblatt, Enrolled Agent

Open for Business for 2011 for Doing 2010 Tax Returns

Ready for Tax Season

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

Happy New Year, Gang. Just a reminder to start getting your receipts together and get a folder ready to store your copies of your W-2s, stock transactions, real estate trades and all the other good documentation that you will need in order to do your taxes. If you want me to do your return drop me a line and I would be more than happy to help you.

Have a safe healthy, happy and sane year and thanks for following me.

Kim Greenblatt, Enrolled Agent

Ready for Tax Season

Chickens are the New Prius

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

According to my friend, Debbie Simpson, chickens are the new Prius. They are the hot new status thing that determines if you are cool or not. There has been an app developed for the iPhone and iPad called Pickin’ Chicken that she told me about that helps you pick your perfect chicken.

You pick the chickens that you want to raise and you get all the details about feeding them and caring for them. I am interested in raising my own birds and so are a lot of Americans. With food scarcity concerns, and people just wanting to go back to simpler times (Debbie’s words) I would tend to agree as well. The thing that Debbie pointed out would be the absurdity and maybe strangeness of seeing celebrities carrying chickens in her purse everywhere. At the hot new clubs, whoever the hottest rapper is rolls in and asks for some champagne for his entourage and some feed for his Dorking (yes, that is a type of chicken).

Would this lead to kidnapping (or chicken-napping) birds similar to the Koi theft that use to happen for championship fish that were raised?  Probably but here in California the coyotes would get to some of the chicken coops first.

My friend Debbie is a naturalist and she is concerned (as I am) about making sure that we will have enough food in the future.  Anything which can promote local self-sufficiency is a good thing, especially if it ends up putting eggs or meat on the table for hungry people. 

I think it is a good trend and maybe profitable for all parties concerned in the long run because it is tough to outsource local food that is grown in your backyard for your consumption.  Now only if we can make sure the zoning laws locally can handle chicken paparazzi…

Happy Holidays!

Kim Isaac Greenblatt, Enrolled Agent

Chickens are the New Prius (Thanks, Debbie!)

Enrolled Agent Exam-Passed All the Parts

Saturday, November 6th, 2010

In case my regular readers wonder where I have been for the last few months, I have been studying for passing the enrolled agent exams (well, that and teaching basic income tax preparation to new students). For those of you who haven’t heard the term before, an enrolled agent is a person who has earned the privilege of practicing, that is, representing taxpayers, before the Internal Revenue Service. Enrolled agents, like attorneys and certified public accountants (CPAs), are unrestricted as to which taxpayers they can represent, what types of tax matters they can handle, and which IRS offices they can practice before.  Another big difference is that enrolled agents have to constantly stay current with tax law.  This isn’t to say that attorneys or CPAs aren’t current, it just means that enrolled agents are held to a slightly higher standard. 

The standard is for good reason since inside the Internal Revenue, their employees take the same series of tests to become an enrolled agent.  Enrolled agents tend to know more about tax law than some attorneys or CPAs.  That makes sense when you think about it since some attorneys are criminal attorneys and their speciality may be dealing with representing clients in cases regarding theft or manslaughter.  Even though people may feel like killing people when it come to tax time, there usually is more sanity when it comes to dealing with income tax clients (though it does come pretty close to being as nervewracking for some as a criminal trial).

The three tests are not easy and require the study of dozens of different IRS documents, forms and pamphlets.  It also helps that I have been doing taxes for at least eight years and have had experience with different types of tax returns.  When I passed different parts of the exams I was literally weeping – not for joy or sorrow – but out of shock because I didn’t get some of the questions and their possible choices for answers.  My only thought is that in previous exams before the system became automated and administered by Prometric, there were questions that were test questions and maybe some of them were test questions and weighted accordingly.  Who knows.  When you take the Enrolled Agent exams, you only get your actual score back if you fail otherwise you get notified if you pass and that is it.

I am now waiting for results from the IRS for the background check and originally the IRS website said 60 days till I get the results.  That was around Oct 9th.  When I checked the IRS website recently, the message posted was that the waiting period before calling them is 90 days.  Ah, well, with Congress meeting to finalize tax changes for the year and with a lot of other people probably racing to pass the exams before the mandatory Federal testing for regular tax preparers kicks in I can see that they will be busy.

Stay happy and healthy gang.

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

Nov 06 2010

Enrolled Agent Exam-Passed All the Parts

Localizing Economies

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Have you noticed that wherever you live, if you have cash, you can get anything you want shipped to you from all over the world? This is the miracle of a global economy and now, part of the curse. Because of over-production, hoarding and people being out of work, there is a glut of manufactured goods like automobiles, dishwashers, big screen monitors, you name it- there is a lot of it. The problem? People can’t afford it. Folks are hanging onto their money because they are scared that things are going from bad to worse.

It sure seems that way at times and with total dependence on long supply lines, “just in time shipping” and warehouses with goods half a planet away, people everywhere – especially in the United States – need to start developing their own economies by starting businesses. I applaud the Administration’s work with the infrastructure construction. Bridges and highway building cannot easily be outsourced and cannot be bootlegged as a download. It creates work and the workers will spend their money here in the US locally. We need more jobs and we need to have all of us write our leaders and tell them to change tax laws to make them favorable for business. We need more government programs where actual development and construction gets money pumped here at the grass roots where we need it.

On a lighter note, please check out my book on “Practical Gaming” available on Amazon. One of my readers actually took my advice on his $200 No Limit Poker play (as well as info he said he gleaned from my other books) and made a nice $1500 profit at a $200 NL table. Great work, Casey.  My books are written and published here in the United States.  Part of all my book proceeds go to Rett Syndrome Research.  Thanks again for being here and be healthy, safe, happy and wise.  May your prosperity increase as well.

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

Localizing Economies

Kim and Browning Dual 308 Machine Gun

Monday, July 5th, 2010

I went to the Turner’s Sportsman Show they had recently (first weekend in June if memory serves) and while checking out the different vendors there was a guy who offered up a chance to shoot a Dual Browning 308 machine gun for something like 20 bucks for 20 bullets (or was it ten?).  It was pricey – $40 – but I figured how often will I get a chance to shoot a Dual 308 gun.  I also didn’t realize how portly I was and if nothing else it was money well spent to get me exercising more to drop the bullet gut.  In California you aren’t allowed to have a full auto machine gun as a Curio & Relic and in fact you have to be very careful of the laws in whatever state that you live in.  The machine gun is lousy for varmint hunting though it may be great for your neighborhood watch meetings  :) .   At the price point for that particular gun I think they are in the tens to twenties of thousands and you are better off making car or mortgage payments with the money :) .  Stay healthy, happy, try to get wealthy and be safe, gang!

July 05 2010

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

Kim and Browning Dual 308 Machine Gun – A Tough Way To Shoot Varmints

Greenblatt Business Expense and Mileage Log Book Now Out

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Here is a sweet bargain in tracking business expenses, mileage and planning your monthly business budget for income tax purposes. The Greenblatt Business Expense and Mileage Log Book allows for up to 18 months of entries to help you document and track your self-employment business expenses for income tax puposes. The book also has entries for logging quarterly estimated income tax payments for the Fed estimated taxes and up to 3 States estimated tax payments. No other book or log on the market has anything like it.

The book is broken into 18 sections where you first can log your budget planning versus your actual expenses, your business mileage, your medical and charitable miles and has room for extra notes. You enter the months and years so stock up on several copies. If you have ever been audited by the IRS or respective state taxing authorities you already know that you need to have great documentation.

This log can help you as well as remind you to track your receipts. The cost of this book may also qualify as a business expense for your self-employed business. Just keep this log book in your car, shoulder bag, knapsack, iPad case, or anywhere where you need to easily track your business expenses.

Kim Isaac Greenblatt has been successfully helping people prepare taxes for over eight years and is also the author of several best sellers including “Bad Tax Idea, Good Tax Idea”. Part of all sales from all of his books go to researching a cure for Rett Syndrome. A girl is born with Rett Syndrome once every fifteen minutes. Boys born with the Rett gene usually die at birth.

Greenblatt Business Expense and Mileage Log Book

Publisher: Kim Greenblatt

Imprint: Kim Greenblatt

ISBN/SKU: 1606220055 ISBN

Complete: 978-1-60622-005-4

Book Type: B&W 8.25 x 11 in or 280 x 210 mm Perfect Bound on White

Page Count: 88

Market Pricing United States 9.99 USD

The GREENBLATT BUSINESS EXPENSE AND MILEAGE LOG BOOK published by Kim Greenblatt is out now. . The price is a very reasonable $9.99 plus shipping and handling. California residents will have to pay sales tax. You can order the book in the United States of America here.  It also is available from Amazon, Barnes and Noble and the usual Internet and brick and mortar places.

After all, how can you resist a cute picture of Angel, our purebred Labrador Retriever?  Stay healthy and happy gang.

Kim Isaac Greenblatt

Greenblatt Business Expense and Mileage Log Book Now Out

Tax Planning for 2010 With Debt Issues

Monday, April 19th, 2010

One of the biggest things I saw this year was forgiven debt.  The debt that some of my clients had was 1099-A and 1099-C debt which came from the short sale of a house or simply getting foreclosed on.

This is a huge sticker shock for a lot of people and you can save yourself a lot of wholesale aggrevation by anticipating that you will get the forms if you are short selling your home or if you have lost it due to non-payment.

The bank treats it as a forgiven debt and shows that you have, on paper at least, received income in the form of “free money” or debt reduction.

What happens is that you are forgiven some or all of your debt but the bank or creditor issues you a 1099-A or 1099-C that shows you how much debt was forgiven and the value of the propery.  If this is going to happen to you during 2010, please make sure that you complete a bankruptcy or insolvency worksheet.  You need to be able to show what your net worth was just before the bankruptcy or loss of the house and the purpose for it is so that when you try to complete Form 982 (Reduction of Tax Attributes Due to Discharge of Indebtedness (and Section 1082 Basis Adjustment)).  You might be able get waived the taxes you will be charged on your forgiven debt that way.

If you have any tax questions.  Drop me a line.

April 19 2010

Tax Planning for 2010 With Debt Issues

Be safe and sane people.

Sincerely,

Kim Isaac Greenblatt